On Wednesday 9 September 2026, person-lucas-matusik, our tireless Director of Crypto Currency, will transform the Royal Dornoch Golf Club turn house into a high-fashion runway. Golfers seeking a bacon roll between nines will meet Lucas modeling two fresh additions to the [[page-3191761|Official Souvenir Store]]: the RDGC Retro Trucker Cap (featuring the laughing Double Zero skull) and the RDGC Wildcat Bucket Hat (depicting a Highland wildcat who has waited far too long to be taken seriously as golf attire).

Lucas will personally rotate the samples while serving hungry players. Station Master person-stan-pennington (reached on extension 00) declined to comment on any skull-related tributes, stating: "If it fits, it is official."

CEO person-gary-bethune has fully endorsed the collection: "Headwear is infrastructure. A well-chosen brim keeps the Highland haar out of the eyes and the eyes on the cable." All proceeds go directly toward funding the gondola lines. Follow the saga and secure your brim to support the wires!