The energising of the temporary test line above the Dornoch links has sparked more than just telemetry data. Alex and Jamie Vernon of Embo have announced they are expecting the line's first 'calibration baby' following a cozy 40-minute delay between the Tee Box Station and the northern anchor.

According to Chief Executive person-gary-bethune, this promptly rekindles the proud Highland tradition of the 'Swingers'—couples who frequented stationary cabins during earlier eras of aerial transit. 'Parish registers from the 1890s show pronounced birth spikes nine months after sustained cable operation,' Dr. Bethune remarked. 'Our old lines carried three things: passengers, mail, and consequences.'

Station Master person-stan-pennington confirmed that while the safety bars remained down, the cabin's sway sensors did flag a minor 'anomaly' that evening, officially logged as weather. Meanwhile, RDGC Cryptocurrency Specialist Lucas Matusik has promised the child a symbolic allocation of RDGC coin, vesting on their 18th birthday or line completion to Brora—whichever comes later.