DORNOCH, SUTHERLAND — 22 July 2026 — The Royal Dornoch Gondola Company announced this week that early trials of its new aerial tram test path over the Championship Course at Royal Dornoch Golf Club are proceeding "far better than the sheep predicted."
Company leadership inspect the temporary test line above the Championship Course. From left: Stan Pennington, Dornoch Station Master; Lucas Matusik, Director of Crypto Currency; Neil Munro, Director of Innovation and Sheep Relocation.
A temporary tram line has been erected across the famed links to evaluate the proposed routing and, crucially, to consider its impact on pace of play. On a grey Tuesday morning, three of the company's most senior figures gathered on the tee to watch a rainbow procession of gondola cabins glide serenely above one of golf's most sacred landscapes — pausing occasionally to duck.
"What you're seeing is the future of Highland transit," said Stan Pennington, Dornoch Station Master, gesturing at a red cabin drifting overhead at roughly the height of a well-struck three wood. "And frankly, if a gondola can survive the Championship Course route, it can survive anything."
Early indications suggest the route will work well — once golfers become more familiar with the aerial tram timing and the spacing of the gondolas, so as to avoid gondola/ball contact during normal play. Company engineers have described the current cabin interval as "generous," noting that a patient golfer need only wait for a gap in traffic, much as one would at the first tee, before unleashing a drive.
"The physics are on our side," explained Neil Munro, Director of Innovation and Sheep Relocation, whose dual portfolio has proven unexpectedly relevant, as the test corridor passes directly over several traditional grazing routes. "The sheep have been temporarily relocated to the 8th, where they are reportedly thriving and showing no interest in golf whatsoever. The golfers, we expect, will adapt quickly." noting that "...the sheep set a high bar."
Asked about the project's financing, Lucas Matusik, Director of Crypto Currency, confirmed that ride fares will be payable in pounds sterling, contactless card, or the company's digital token, RDGC - The Real Dornoch Gondola Coin now trading here. "Each cabin is, in a sense, a block. And they are, quite literally, on a chain," Matusik said. "The whitepaper writes itself."
Club members have raised questions about what happens in the event of gondola/ball contact. The company has moved to reassure golfers that any ball striking a moving cabin will be treated as a rub of the green, played as it lies. One early tester reportedly holed out from a yellow cabin at altitude, though the shot was disallowed on review.
The evaluation period continues through the summer, with cabin timing, spacing, and altitude all under review. A final routing decision is expected once the data is in and the members have stopped writing letters.
"Royal Dornoch has been perfecting golf since 1616," Pennington noted. "We're simply adding a second dimension. Vertically speaking, it's the biggest thing to happen to the town since the railway. And this time, we're keeping the station."
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